A grad student a postZdoc and a professor are walking through a city park and they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke. The Genie says 'I usually only grant three wishes so I'll give each of you just one.' 'Me first Me first ' says the grad student. 'I want to be in the Bahamas driving a speedboat with a gorgeous woman who sunbathes topless.' Poof He's gone. 'Me next Me next ' says the postZdoc. 'I want to be in Hawaii relaxing on the beach with a professional hula dancer on one side and a Mai Tai on the other.' Poof He's gone. 'You're next,' the Genie says to the professor. The professor says 'I want those guys back in the lab after lunch.'