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Photo #1 from Beer, United Kingdom by God. made on 2017-12-04 23:32 for Sola

You have perished, and now you're in purgatory.

Photo #2 from Beer, United Kingdom by God. made on 2017-12-04 23:32 for Sola

You died to this. Not really sure how, but it was hilarious to watch.

Photo #3 from Beer, United Kingdom by God. made on 2017-12-04 23:32 for Sola

I mean seriously, you were suppose to be some great hero, and you turned out like this..

Photo #4 from Beer, United Kingdom by God. made on 2017-12-04 23:32 for Sola

...anyway, mockery aside.. let me find my script.

Photo #5 from Beer, United Kingdom by God. made on 2017-12-04 23:32 for Sola

Right! Apparently its some riddle you're required to pass. Lets hope you're better at this then you are at staying alive..

Photo #6 from Beer, United Kingdom by God. made on 2017-12-04 23:32 for Sola

Its the classic two doors two guards riddle. One guard only lies. One guard only tells truth. You can only ask one guard one question

Photo #7 from Beer, United Kingdom by God. made on 2017-12-04 23:32 for Sola

One door leads to heaven, the other to hell. The twist here is truth is no longer binary. The guards dont just answer with yes and no.

Photo #8 from Beer, United Kingdom by God. made on 2017-12-04 23:32 for Sola

Good luck, good riddance, and I'll probably see you in hell.

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Infidel Castro
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Are traps gay
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God.投稿者
"I did the math and research. According to Wikipedia, the average length of a penis varies from 5.1 to 5.9 inches. I went for a safe 5.5 inches for an average. The average radius from the core center of the penis to the skin on the outside is .75 inches. From this we can roughly find the volume with pi times radius squared times height. This comes out as the average penis being around 9.72 cubic inches. Next, I found the volume of the average human adult male. I had to first find the weight, which according to Alex Schlessingerman's "The Physics Factbook" is 70kg or 154 pounds. Weight is found by multiplying an objects mass by the force of gravity, 9.81 meters per second. After taking gravity out of the equation, the average mass of an adult human male is 70.14 kg. I then found the volume by dividing this number by the average density if a human, according to Wikipedia, 985 kg per meter cubed. The volume of the adult male was then found to be .0072516316 cubic meters. Utilizing the volume of the average penis I found earlier, 9.72 in cubed, and converting it to meters cubed, I get .0001592828 meters cubed. This means the penis is 2.19% of an adult males volume. Assuming a lack of testosterone or female hormones makes the person a female, balls ignored for ease, a trap is only 2.19% homosexual."
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Infidel Castro
Pro Creator
God., 4.38% if the trap was successful
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Empty Spaces
Which door would the other guard say leads to heaven? Then choose the opposite door.
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Empty Spaces
Which part does not fit? Uuu I wonder now.
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God.投稿者
Empty Spaces, the second to last slide specifies the truth doesnt have to be binary. Asking this is likely to get the answer "neither" or "both" from the liar, or "the door to hell" from the truth teller
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Empty Spaces
I see. Cool. I'd hang in limbo for a while, the guards are growing on me. Too bad I'm going to hell. :)
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Coyote
Ask the guard which door he belongs behind and why. They will both say the one that leads to heaven and because they are the truthful one.
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Coyote
God., if the guard is a lier he will know he belongs in hell. He will lie and say he belongs behind the heaven door. If the guard is truthful, he will honestly say he belongs behind the heaven door. Maybe I am an imbecile for that response haha
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God.投稿者
Coyote, No, its interesting, but the doors aren't mutually exclusive for the guards. The liar isn't always behind the hell door, so it doesn't tell you anything
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Coyote
God., I suppose it would be dependent on more details regarding the guards, so, wrong lol. What if you asked if the liar was in front of the door to hell? If the response is yes then you walk through the door of the guard you ask, and if no, the other
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God.投稿者
Coyote, That only works if you are talking to the truth teller, really.
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Coyote
God., if you are talking to the liar: he lies and says no if he is standing in front of it, or he lies and says yes if he is not. The truth teller would truthfully say yes if he was, or no if he was not. In either eventuality if you get the answer yes then you choose the door of the other guard, if it is a no you choose that guards.
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God.投稿者
Coyote, but how do you know which one you're talking to? Furthermore the second to last slide specifies that truth and false isn't binary like we like to assume in this riddle. The liar may say he's in front of both doors, or neither. Even though this is bluntly false it removes you of your one question without gaining any information.
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Coyote
Fair. Coyote:0 God.:1
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flack
Put your hand on the door. Find out which one is warm. Choose the other
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God.投稿者
Hell has frozen over.
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flack
God., pfft. Cop out.
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God.投稿者
flack, No really. Hell is everything you dont want it to be. If you're going to use it to see if its hot, its cold.
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flack
God., so ill go through the door that's pleasantly tepid. Is there an answer or is this another of your cosmic games of 52 pickup, Just like the meaning of life? Riddle me that, Jehosaphat!
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God.投稿者
flack, there's an answer.
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flack
God., ok. So I would ask one guard what he would say if I asked him which door leads to heaven.
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God.投稿者
flack, which would be a valid strategy if only you only ever talk to the truth teller
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flack
God., the liar would have to lie about his lie and tell the truth. Because anything other than the truth wouldn't be a lie
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flack
God., its not an easy thing to discuss clearly.
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God.投稿者
flack, I agree, if we were talking about classical philosophy. Take a re-read of the second to last card.
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flack
Its Not reliant on it being a yes and no question. Maybe I need to tweak the wording to "What could you say if I asked you which door was heaven" he is forced to lie, so The only thing he can say that would be a lie is which door heaven actually is. Because if asked for real he could say anything else. Its a real mental corkscrew but I think its solid.
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God.投稿者
What about the answer "both"? Or "neither"? Its still a lie.
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flack
God., its not. Because he could say that. So if I asked him what he could say, that wouldn't be a lie.
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God.投稿者
flack, if you ask him what he cant say surely he wouldnt speak at all, seeing as he could say heaven now..
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flack
God., yeah if you ask him what he can't say, he could say nothing or just tell you "I can't say anything" if you ask him specifically "what couldnt you tell me if I asked you which door leads to heaven" he would say Something like "I couldn't tell you that the door is on the left" which would mean it would be on the right. I'm asking him what he *could* say. If he is bound to lie that reverses it. So he is forced to tell me the one thing he couldn't say or violate the rule that says he must lie.
flack
God., I really do think this solution works, I'm.just waiting for you or someone else to blow it out the water.
God.投稿者
flack, and how do you determine which one is telling the truth of the two?
flack
God., it doesn't matter. You get the right answer either way.
God.投稿者
flack, oh wait, I'm an idiot. The liar could just say "the truth". And the truth teller could just say "the truth". In both cases its something they CAN(cant) say if you ask them that.
flack
God., God., damn Thats a sneaky sidestep. I still think the concept can be tweaked to work though. Can I ask them to point?
God.投稿者
flack, If you honestly think they will.
flack
God., hold on "if I asked you which door heaven was behind, which door could Be your answer" its an ugly sentence, but Its like writing code at this point, elegant prose is out the fucking window. It limits the answers to ones about specific doors, and the "could" prohibits mr pants-on-fire from just spouting gibberish.
flack
God., fuck. They could still say "the correct one" bastards. If I had known getting into heaven was like this I would have broken way more commandments.
God.投稿者
flack, Now, pardon if this sounds a bit bullshit, but its an issue that's been on my mind for some time. How malicious is the truth teller? If we assume he's malicious, both of them can be super vague. The truth teller can simply say "the door heaven is behind", and the opposite for the liar
God.投稿者
flack, yeah, that's what I was saying lol
flack
God., that's a good point. How malicious is the truth teller for that matter? "Which door is heaven" "The one that weighs 26.32 kilograms" Thats a true answer, but its not useful.
God.投稿者
flack, precisely why I always had a problem with the normal solution to this. Its clearly WAY more complex
flack
God., I mean if you treat them like a computer program, it works, if they have theory of mind and strategic ability, then it depends if they have a vested interest in the outcome. I mean fuck, if it was you and me sitting there I have a feeling quite a few people would be writhing in eternal torment because its funnier and being a guard is boring.
God.投稿者
flack, Cya in purgatory. This conversation was totally just a way to get all of your potential.answers out to make sure you go to hell 😇
flack
God., I fucking knew it! cosmic 52 pickup!
God.投稿者
flack, played in the end 😎
Hanover Fiste
"flack, No really. Hell is everything you dont want it to be. If you're going to use it to see if its hot, its cold." I want hell to be a shit hole. I want it to be a place of suffering and loneliness. There now it doesn't matter which door I choose. I ignore the guards and enter. Hanover 1 God 0
Righteous Pie Loving Joshua
I would ask them which door they both wouldn't want to go in.
Oktober
I'll ask the first guard if the second guard is also guarding the heaven.
🎺CommanderB...
Pro Creator
There seems to be a flaw or two in the premise displayed.
Flesh is overrated
One guard only tells the truth and the other always lies. Easy, hold some fingers up and ask how many you're holding up. Duh.
God.投稿者
Which tells you..what
Flesh is overrated
God. 🎃, The who lier is duh
God.投稿者
͠ ͋ ͥ ͫ ̔ ͗ᚘ̫ͩᚔ̨ᚋ👽, which helps you decide which door is which how? The lier isnt neccisary in front of the gate to hell
God.投稿者
And you only get one question..
Opie ♻️
God. 🎃, oh. The liar could be in front of heaven door? That blows my theory.
Flesh is overrated
Opie ♻️, Knowing who is who is all the heaven I need guy in the sky, nothing is greater than that, nothing. Except..
Opie ♻️
If i ask one guard this question: am i standing here? The liar has to say no, so i go through the other door.
Mixtape
How do you know the liar is guarding the door to hell?
Mixtape
Okay, To add to what you said. I would tell the one that I would then know is the truth telling one "point at the door that leads to heaven." Yes, one guard, one question, but... nothing was said about if I can tell a guard what to do or not, the only cap that was given was how many *questions I'm allowed to ask...
God.投稿者
Mixtape, assuming they respond to commands
Mixtape
God. 🎃, true... but then I will just bother him until he gets annoyed so much that he listens to my command.
God.投稿者
Mixtape, they've been standing there guarding heaven for a literal eternity. I imagine they're quite patient. I'd even go so far as to say they have the patience of a -SAINT-
Hyde
Walk up and show them this card. The truthful one will laugh (it's truthfully funny), while the liar will scowl (hiding the truth of his enjoyment). Ask the laughing guard which is the door to heaven. Go eat cheesecake.
God.投稿者
That's actually a kinda interesting solution. That being said the honest guard could genuinely believe the joke wasnt funny while the liar does think its funny, causing them both to not react.
Opie ♻️
God. 🎃, is the truth funny?
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Enes 🔥🔥🎆🎆
Wow thats hard but I think I have it. If you ask any guard what the other guard will say is the hell door, both of them should point to the same door, right? Because you force the lier to indirectly tell a truth about the door.
God.投稿者
That's the classical solution when the truth is binary like in the classical version. In the second to last slide I assert that truth is no longer binary. That is to say, the liar could say "both doors lead to hell"
Enes 🔥🔥🎆🎆
God. 🎃, oh shit I was so close :|
Hyde
Enes 🔥🔥🎆🎆, that solution still works even though it is not binary. The liar is revealing himself as the loss even if he says both doors. The trick is to ask both at the same time With one question. Or to get them to respond without asking questions. You are only limited on your questions not your statements and their responses to those statements.
Enes 🔥🔥🎆🎆
Hyde, Ask both if there are to heaven doors?
Mixtape
Okay, first I would pick one of the guards, pull out a one foot ruler, and ask how long the ruler is. ...if he tells the truth, and says it is a one foot long ruler, then I would ask the to point at which of the other two doors leads to heaven, and go through the one he doesn't point at. ...if the guard tells the a lie, telling me that the ruler is not one foot long, then I would go to the other guard, ask him to point towards which door leads to heaven, and go through the door he does point at.
Opie ♻️
Mixtape, You get exactly one question. One, and only one. My solution also identified who was the liar, but the liar may be in front of the door to heaven. So we will opt for more creative approaches.
Mixtape
Opie ♻️, I thought it was one for each...
Mixtape
Opie ♻️, *rereads the riddle* oh, okay.
Mixtape
Opie ♻️, ooh. I got an idea...
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🎺CommanderB...
Pro Creator
Purgatory is not a bad thing! You can't fail out of purgatory. You may have to spend a long time and endure unpleasantness, but you will get to heaven if you are in purgatory.
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Opie ♻️
What happens if i say, to both guards 'will the liar please open the door to hell for me?' The liar will say yes, and open the door to heaven. The truthful guard will will say no, and do nothing.
God.投稿者
An interesting solution but I'd consider it two questions. You're asking them both the same question, but that's still two questions.
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Opie ♻️
God. 🎃, don't go clarifying the rules after the fact... :p i paid my entry fee, so i want the credible critique.
God.投稿者
Opie ♻️, well it says in the card ",you can only ask one guard one question.". Asking them both one question is a nogo
Opie ♻️
God. 🎃, oh alright. But since I can pick at least two flaws in my proposal, I'd have liked some comeback on it.
Opie ♻️
God. 🎃, so the next variation is that there's no rule about having one guard ask the other guard a question, so, I'm asking one of the guards if he'll ask the honest guard to open the door to heaven. The honest guard will say yes, I'll ask myself. The liar guard cannot say no he won't, as that would be the truth. But he cannot say yes, because he'd then have to ask the other guard, which would also be the truth. Meanwhile the honest guard is listening, and just opens the correct door.
God.投稿者
Opie ♻️, A good solution IF they accept commands.
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Chrisp
If there is a line behind me I'll ask one of the guards a certain true false question like is one plus one two and then tell the next in line who's the liar and then I'll walk through a random door hoping for the best.
God.投稿者
Kind but it doesnt help you.
Mixtape
...what if which one the liar is switches?
God.投稿者
Mixtape, I was going to say that but it's not defined in the rules.
Mixtape
God. 🎃, true, but it isn't defined that isn't the case either, so...
🎺CommanderB...
Pro Creator
This not how purgatory works!
God.投稿者
I feel like that's not up to you to decide.
🎺CommanderB...
Pro Creator
God. 🎃, what you purpose is not dogma.
God.投稿者
🎺CommanderB..., so?
🎺CommanderB...
Pro Creator
God. 🎃, words have meanings, you cannot invent such.
God.投稿者
🎺CommanderB..., Cool. I don't really care about your religious views. They arent objective, and I can produce any thought experiment I'd like to create.
🎺CommanderB...
Pro Creator
God. 🎃, I did not mention anything about my religious views. It is your use of words and running roughshod over their definitions which I have issue.
God.投稿者
🎺CommanderB..., purgatory is arbitrarily defined by religion. If you take problem with its defenition then you're only taking problem from a religious view. I dont really care about its arbitrary defenition. Its meaningless. Any other religion can define it in a different manner.
🎺CommanderB...
Pro Creator
God. 🎃, no, purgatory is defined by a particular faith, Protestants don't (generally) believe in purgatory. Purgatory is a place, it has been defined. What you say purgatory is not purgatory.
God.投稿者
🎺CommanderB..., and I define purgatory as two doors with little gnomes guarding the doors. I don't really care what you have to day about it. My defenition is just as nonsensical and arbitrary as yours.
🎺CommanderB...
Pro Creator
God. 🎃, is a goat an apple?
God.投稿者
🎺CommanderB..., are goats and apples real?
🎺CommanderB...
Pro Creator
God. 🎃, yes, of course.
God.投稿者
🎺CommanderB..., Thanks. They get real definitions then. Fabricared religious strstructures get to habe fabricated detentions that are subject to change depending on the viewer. That's all I have to say about this.
🎺CommanderB...
Pro Creator
God. 🎃, you don't have to believe purgatory exists. However the construct of Purgatory is defined. What you are doing is making a goat into an apple.
God.投稿者
🎺CommanderB..., No, I'm making something that doesnt exist and has a fluid defenition depending on region into what I want it to be because it has a fluid defenition and this is what I believe in right now.
🎺CommanderB...
Pro Creator
Not God. 🎃, have fun with that
God.投稿者
Not 🎺CommanderB..., I will
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🎺CommanderB...
Pro Creator
God. 🎃, well done.
Mixtape
Ooh, I would open both doors, and walk through the one that I see leads me to Heaven.
God.投稿者
I mean yeah but also I feel like that's just blatantly cheating. Plus hell might not look horrible and heaven might not look great.
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WHERE THE HECK DID MY ANSWER GO?
God.投稿者
No clue. Dont even recall you answering this
Oktober
I made one right after Enes did. I don't even recall the answer now.
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