A British doctor says: "In Britain, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's liver, put it in another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for a job."…
Twitter, Environmental story telling
Do they really think it'll make people want to buy products and not guns to shoot the fuckers down with?….oh wait, that's money in people buying guns to shoot things they don't like with. ah.
A man walks into a bar and orders a Whiskey…
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This morning, my wife was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast. As I walked in, she turned to me and said, "You've got to make love to me this very moment!" My eyes lit up and I thought, "This is my lucky day!"
r/fuckthesepeople - Rich asshole throws “poor persons” iphone into ocean because she forgot it on his boat (Reddit)
Woman in vegetative state for 14 years gives birth at nursing facility (Wset)
Leaves are falling all around
The dirty men of Europe: report identifies the worst EU countries for recycling (Euronews)
Why the Alt-Right Loves Nietzsche (Jacobinmag)
You've accidentally summoned an ancient, long-forgotten god while trying to pronounce furniture names at IKEA. Fortunately, the employees are prepared as this has happened before.
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On their 50th anniversary, a woman asks her husband, "What did you think of me when you first met me?"
Relationship goals 🤣
ONCE AGAIN, Nigel Farage’s name is missing from the New Year’s Honours list. Whilst nobody is casting aspersions on Her Majesty’s impeccable judgement, it must be galling for Mr Farage to realise the Queen thinks Jimmy Savile, Rolf Harris and Stuart Hall are all less of a cunt than he is.
Barry Atric-Surgery, Falmouth
not done a randomlives 23 not even late entry I was asleep. been doing that quite often now just sleeping. finding life very boring and if not boring annoying and if not those just hopeless. meh.
Original version is better but unavailable in UK. for some fucking reason. ugh.
Happy Christmas all x
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My Lesbian neighbours Eva and Julia asked me to help them conceive a child recently.
A woman joins a country club and when she hears the guys talking about their golf round, she says, "I played on my college's golf team. I was pretty good. Mind if I join you next week?" No one wants to say 'yes', but they're on the spot.
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