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Alty 💕
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Give me any answer.

So we've been asking each other random questions, now how about random answers?

Give me your answer and I'll try to figure what the question is.

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ninelives900
I already did this
Alty 💕投稿者
What you said when they demanded an anti doping test in your football team 😎
Alty 💕投稿者
The number of days your period lasts!
Alty 💕投稿者
Escape, the average number of times you say "fuck it" in a day?
sleipnir
Apple rhubarb crisp
Alty 💕投稿者
The thing your boss was choking on when you saved his life giving him Heimlich manoeuvre!
Alty 💕投稿者
fish, then it must be the last thing you ate before losing your virginity 😎
sleipnir
"What am I cooking right now?" but I like your guesses.
Alty 💕投稿者
fish, I try to think out of the box 😂
Frau November
Her parents seem like complete jerks.
Alty 💕投稿者
Mhh, this is a though one...something to do with a girl you dated in college?
Frau November
Alty, no, with a movie I'm watching. But I like your question better. I hereby declare it to be true.
Markus Prime
Because peanuts don't have ears.
Alty 💕投稿者
Oh boy...is this what you tell your children when they ask you why they have to do their chores? Something like "it is what it is..."
Markus Prime
Alty, no, I just threw it in to see what you'd say. *guilt*
Alty 💕投稿者
Markus Prime, lol, it's ok 😂
Markus Prime
OK, here's one to which I do have a question: "a bed. The brick's there to make it harder."
Alty 💕投稿者
The first thing that comes into my mind is some game like the crimson room...
Markus Prime
Alty, I don't know that. Anyway, this one is a silly joke for children. Want another go?
Alty 💕投稿者
Markus Prime, absolutely! But what was the joke?
Markus Prime
Alty, what has one head, four legs, one foot and a brick?
Alty 💕投稿者
I'm not even going to try 😂
A.Nimo
Alty, why not 😂😂😂 caught ya there, didn't I. ..
Alty 💕投稿者
A.Nimo, I'm going to say it's your favourite Pringles flavour 😛
A.Nimo
Alty, 😂😂😂
Alty 💕投稿者
The place where you first tried LSD
Alty 💕投稿者
Btw which city is it in your photo?
itsybitsy
Haha nope.😄. Athens (view from the Acropolis). Did you recognize it?
Alty 💕投稿者
itchytwo, I didn't, no, but it looked so familiar, I guess Italy and Greece are very similar after all.
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The rock in the sky
I'm curious what "Brazil" is the answer to...
kasey
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💡👗FrankBov
Alty, nice, but that wasnt it. Hint: Work related.
Alty 💕投稿者
FrankBov, mhhh...What you steal from work then 😛
💡👗FrankBov
The answer came together with 2 other. Rollerskates and drinking water through a straw
Alty 💕投稿者
FrankBov, where on earth do you work? 😂
💡👗FrankBov
An applied games company. These 3 were (serious) answers I got an a question from me to my coworkers. What was the question?
Alty 💕投稿者
FrankBov, you asked them what they thought was the best invention of the last century?
Alty 💕投稿者
FrankBov, what they would miss if they were on a desert island?
💡👗FrankBov
I dont like my question anymore. Can I go with your last?
Alty 💕投稿者
FrankBov, lol now I want to know what the question was 😂
Alty 💕投稿者
And now I'm wondering if anyone has ever made a mod for skyrim so you can find and collect rollerskates, straws and toilet rolls all over the game 😂
💡👗FrankBov
Just before a brainstorm, I needed to bring at least 7 ideas. I had only 6, I asked some coworkers: Quick, I need a random word, first thing that pops in your head. The toiletpaper actually gave me a usable idea.
Alty 💕投稿者
FrankBov, ahahah that's beautiful man!
Alty 💕投稿者
6x9 😉 it's tattooed on my back
kasey
Alty, pretty sure 6×9=54
Alty 💕投稿者
irisvdlinden98, you should go beyond the first book then 😉 "I always thought something was fundamentally wrong with the universe"
Markus Prime
irisvdlinden98, base 13, dammit.
all.the.little.things
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Immortalist
Alty, Now when I do get a cat I'm going to name it vodka. The question is actually from this card http://plag.com/post/1785122885/
Alty 💕投稿者
Immortalist, ahhh...well,sorry mate, I hope that didn't trigger a drinking problem
Immortalist
Alty, no the problem is I don't drink. But I suppose I can still make a collection of drinks.
Alty 💕投稿者
Immortalist, or make some kind of dessert with it. Or penne alla vodka (pasta). Or just plain recycle the gift with the next person you can't stand who has a birthday party 😂
Herp Derp
I like turtles.
Alty 💕投稿者
I'm going to say it's NOT one of your fetishes...👀
Herp Derp
Alty, 😂😂😂😂
Alty 💕投稿者
Old Tree, I got it! It's the answer to your security question in case you forget your atm pin 😈 The question is something like "what is your secret weakness"
The rock in the sky
Alty, Psst *he isn't replying because you are right, and he doesn't want the world to know how to hack into his bank acount XD*
Alty 💕投稿者
I Am The Balanced One, I know. I've already accessed his account and stolen all of his money. He had 35 dollars.
Cat Woman
😂😂
Kim Jong-Un 김정은
Great now I feel invisible 😠🙅
Alty 💕投稿者
Kim Jong-Un 김정은, lmao I didn't know yours was an answer, I thought it was a reply to the turtle fetish 😂
Alty 💕投稿者
Your question must be: what is the theme for your next birthday party!
Kim Jong-Un 김정은
Alty, it's okay,😅 and your not even close 😈
Alty 💕投稿者
Kim Jong-Un 김정은, is it your teddy bear's name? 😜
Kim Jong-Un 김정은
Alty, way better guess 😁
Alty 💕投稿者
Kim Jong-Un 김정은, but still not it? Then it's definitely the name of your poodle!
Kim Jong-Un 김정은
Alty, close enough. My kitty 😹
ninelives900
Kim Jong-Un 김정은, I have a cat. Name's Curi.
Alty 💕投稿者
Kim Jong-Un 김정은, aww I already took that guess with immortalist so I was trying not to be repetitive
Alty 💕投稿者
Kim Jong-Un 김정은, btw now I want to name my next cat Kinky 😈😇
sleipnir
Alty, not Chairman Meow?
Alty 💕投稿者
Ahhh...so witty 😈 I'm going to say the question is: would you give up on tacos if your life depended on it?
Cat Woman
Alty, how the fuck did y--- HOW THE FUCK DID YOU KNOW???
Alty 💕投稿者
Cat Woman, lol really?? 😂
》♎~Hoodini~♎《
Cat Woman, http://plag.com/post/1365441272/ I'm just saying. This is VERY crucial on whether you comment. It can change Plag as we know it. Ask no questions.
Cat Woman
》¤~Hoodini~¤《, you guys seem like you're having a lot of fun! Unfortunately, I don't really know what's going on. I'm going to skip it for now. Thanks for the invite! 😊
dcr4v3r
There goes the different wagon 😁
Alty 💕投稿者
Mhhh I have two options here: - someone asked you to point them towards the Hogwarts Express - you were looking for someone (friends/acquaintances) at the pride parade
ninelives900
My answer is purple because aliens don't wear hats.
Alty 💕投稿者
And that's how you know what colour their hair is!
The rock in the sky
Lol, I've seen this one before, it was a joke on making fun of math questions, it went something like this,"roof plus pencil equals what?" but that probably isn't the EXACT question...
Alty 💕投稿者
Well technically (scientifically) speaking alcohol is not an answer, it's a solution.
itsybitsy
last Thursday.
Alty 💕投稿者
The last time you took a big 💩?
Windy
Pro Creator
I don't know anymore.
Alty 💕投稿者
How many times you told your son to tidy up his room? 😉
Windy
Pro Creator
Alty, really close. It's how many times I told him to get off the computer 😜. You're good 👍
Alty 💕投稿者
🌀Windy 🌀, ahahah wow!
Alty 💕投稿者
Man, if your answer is "gay?" with a question mark, you definitely have more questions than I do. Let me know if I can help.
💡👗FrankBov
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Markus Prime
Only if we can get them in before the FIT collapses.
Alty 💕投稿者
Florida Institute of Technology? You're ordering a space suit for the impending alien invasion of the USA
Markus Prime
Alty, no, it's closer to home. I'm trying to be green, if money allows. Want to guess again?
Alty 💕投稿者
Markus Prime, you wanna get solar panels!!!
Markus Prime
Alty, I'm seriously impressed! The FIT is the feed-in tariff, a payment of nearly 13p per kWh that owners receive. The tariff falls by 87% in January.
Alty 💕投稿者
Markus Prime, I'm veeery good with Google 😂 😉 searched FIT UK and drew my conclusion.
ninelives900
"What is the answer to life the universe and everything?" Sorry, couldn't help myself.
Alty 💕投稿者
ninelives900, I've answered this one before 🔝 someone else posted it
Alty 💕投稿者
Mhhh... Mhhh... Mhhh....who posts the most awesome cards on plag? 😂 No seriously I wouldn't know...
sleipnir
Who's got the most interesting take on Ask Me Anything? So, close. 😄
Alty 💕投稿者
fish, ahah I'm glad you appreciate it, I'm having lots of fun.
Alty 💕投稿者
The answer to life, the universe and everything!
sleipnir
SDG, you're an evil genius!
Cat Woman
Alty, I know you say you're Snow White. But this is how I see you. Lol http://plag.com/post/659814482/
Cat Woman
A.Nimo, right? Her pretty hair. 😊
A.Nimo
Cat Woman, she is very beautiful...
Alty 💕投稿者
*blushes violently, then starts singing a Disney song. Any of them, really*
Alty 💕投稿者
Cat Woman, omg yes! I'm so her 😂
Cory
BSC Young Boys
Alty 💕投稿者
Your steamy fantasy? 👀
Cory
Alty, wtf! It's a Football Club 😂
Alty 💕投稿者
Cory, well you know...locker room...
Alty 💕投稿者
Who you'd want to be if you could be born anyone else? 😂
W E B
Infinites rebuke!
Alty 💕投稿者
How you'd describe your girlfriend in 2 words? 👀
Alty 💕投稿者
Is it like the name of your favourite perfume? 😏
Steph
Sorry, you can't get that here.
Alty 💕投稿者
Ok I'm gonna try to refrain from making the obvious dirty joke, so...mhh...is it work related? Some student brought something forbidden in class, something like that?
Steph
Alty, at a shop, but in the U.S.
Alty 💕投稿者
Steph, mhhh. Mhhh...they asked for a kinder egg? 😂
Steph
Alty, close enough, cigarette filters
Alty 💕投稿者
Steph, really? That's weird, I had no idea.
Alty 💕投稿者
Ha! What do you need to create a perpetual motion engine if you have a cat and a piece of toast!
33_Wɷɭѵҽى
Alty, Ok, let's go with that. I was thinking about what to use if you ran out of KY though.
Alty 💕投稿者
33_Wolves, lmao, I specifically avoided saying that because...you know...I like to pretend I'm a lady sometimes 👀
Keepvogel ❓
A skirt, a blouse and a cardigan.
Markus Prime
In which clothes did you hide the fennel?
Alty 💕投稿者
My reply was going to be along the lines of: since I don't wanna go with the obvious I will say that's what your boyfriend is wearing right now 😂
Markus Prime
Alty, but how are you gonna tie fennel into that?
Alty 💕投稿者
Markus Prime, that's easy: the italian word for fennel is used as a slang term for gay/feminine guys 😂 (apparently the origin of that is quite crude too)
Alty 💕投稿者
Keepvogel, sorry if that was mean to your bf 😶 I can't resist a joke
Markus Prime
Alty, clever. 😊
Markus Prime
What did you hide in your skirt, blouse and cardigan?
Markus Prime
What colour were the skirt, blouse and cardigan in which you hid the fennel?
Markus Prime
Is it just me, or is there a definite pattern to these questions?
ÕŵƖ!ε.
😁😆 yes
ÕŵƖ!ε.
Markus Prime, Coincidence
Markus Prime
theApuokas, it really doesn't. 😉
ÕŵƖ!ε.
Markus Prime, community told me 10+9 equals 21
Markus Prime
theApuokas, as Aristotle once pointed out, you can't believe everything you read on the Internet.
ÕŵƖ!ε.
Markus Prime, Aristotle knew the internet existance in future
ninelives900
theApuokas, You read that off the internet, didn't you?
ÕŵƖ!ε.
ninelives900, no, internet read me
Anonymous
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Cat Woman
I thought Alty was supposed to be guessing the questions....
ÕŵƖ!ε.
Ech, the hell with a rules
Cat Woman
Poor Alty. It's her card...
ÕŵƖ!ε.
Cat Woman, if she is offline, someone gotta do for her
Cat Woman
Or you guys could wait. Since she can't be on 24/7. ☺
A.Nimo
theApuokas, if you want to do it. Create your own card. She created this card, now you are stealing away her enjoyment..
ÕŵƖ!ε.
A.Nimo, she is not replying to new comments, and markus prime did
Markus Prime
theApuokas, I was naughty and weak-willed. I couldn't resist. Sorry, Alty.
ÕŵƖ!ε.
Markus Prime, well 3 times was enough, now lets delete ours questions and let alty do all the work
Alty 💕投稿者
Omg what's going on here 😂 I go to work for one day and they steal my card 😂😂😂 It's ok, now post more answers for me please 😉
33_Wɷɭѵҽى
Alty, That'll teach you to go to work on us!
ÕŵƖ!ε.
Alty, just dont flag me, I did not do that, he did it ➡
Alty 💕投稿者
theApuokas, I wasn't even considering it ☺ your spam was still fun and in topic with the card, Tomas just pollutes the entire plag network with the same stuff over and over again. It was fun the first 3 days now it's just annoying.
ÕŵƖ!ε.
Alty, problems with baskets, I had those, just ignore and put in bucket
Hippo ❓
I am a baby hippo
Alty 💕投稿者
What does every plag**er know already?
Hippo ❓
Alty, I believe that wasn't the question :D
Cat Woman
Alty, 😂😂😂😂😂
Zero
👌🏻👌🏻
Markus Prime
She's back from Basp. Look, you're not going to get that term from Google, and I feel guilty about it, so I'll just tell you. She was rehearsing with an orchestra of indifferent quality whom I cruelly call 'Banging And Scraping Practice'. Not very charitable, I admit, but entirely deserved.
Cat Woman
Markus Prime, who is "she"?
Markus Prime
Cat Woman, she is Mrs P, the love of my life.
Alty 💕投稿者
Markus Prime, 😂😂😂😂
The rock in the sky
Markus Prime, Mrs. P, From spongebob?
Markus Prime
I Am The Infected One, what? No. I don't think she'd be flattered. 😏
Alty 💕投稿者
I'm absolutely certain this was the name of the girl you lost your virginity to!
DaeDomi
You need a sombrero
Alty 💕投稿者
Ok so you organised a bachelor party for your best friend and he wanted to know the details but you kept it as much of a surprise as you could so when he kept asking you questions all you said was he was gonna need a sombrero!
all.the.little.things
Dammit, all you 42-people! 😉 You've been faster! I exactly wanted to write down the same thing.. 😁 (haha and no, that's not an answer to a question, just a random comment)
Slowdowngandhi
But the answer to life, the universe and everything is already booty. Alty confimed.
Alty 💕投稿者
And I confirm again. Booty is the answer.
samantha
Because she can't think in anything other than terms of power. It's all about her having control over everything. If she doesn't have control, it's because she doesn't think it's important. *guess that one!*
Alty 💕投稿者
Mumble, I'm going to say this concerns a coworker...or The evil Queen from snow white
samantha
Good guesses :) Thanks for a fantastic card!
Alty 💕投稿者
samantha, aww thank you 😄
Alty 💕投稿者
Your phone while you sleep 😄
tylerden
I need a new cellphone this one is broken and I need a new car
Milda
Alty, nipples are answer to everything.
Alty 💕投稿者
Milda, lol well I prefer Sdg's version that booty is the answer to everything. It may or may not be related to the fact that I'm a big bottomed girl 😂
default
no, becouse aliens dont like my red shoes as food.
default
[take your time LOL]
Alty 💕投稿者
Mhh did someone ask you if you thought your dog was an alien?
Keepvogel ❓
Well, she should be able to do a backflip.
Alty 💕投稿者
Keepvogel, mhh...were you talking about a dolphin? 😛 at the aquarium
B. 🐟
Only when I smile
Alty 💕投稿者
You have dimples? 😛 aww
B. 🐟
That one was too easy
jabyl
*Why not? Isn't it thick enough?*
jabyl
Alty, maybe something like...*can't I set my hair free? It's not good for ponytail* 😃
Alty 💕投稿者
jabyl, ok....if you say so 😛
jabyl
Alty, ok, let's try again :P
jabyl
*Ok...but only if you have the valves* 😇
Alty 💕投稿者
Cozze? Really I have no idea 😂 steampunk dress up kinky play?
jabyl
Alty, cozze? Like *bombolaro*? :D
Alty 💕投稿者
jabyl, lmao no, "valve" makes me think of cozze. Le due parti della cozza si chiamano le valve, no?
jabyl
Alty, sì, e loro sono bivalve as well I guess. *Cozze* is also a band though, with a song called *Bombolaro*. They sing funny bullshits in my language, one of the founders was the dentist of a classmate of mine 😆 I'll find a way to send them to you ;)
jabyl
*malgrado tutto, the red skirt provided her an enviable shape*
Alty 💕投稿者
I don't know, this makes me think of Joan from mad men 😂
Alty 💕投稿者
That is really too many cigarettes!
ILovePandas
And you shouldn't masturbate that often 😂😂😂😂
Slowdowngandhi
Finally they deleted him
Alty 💕投稿者
Wow not even a trace! Splendid
ÕŵƖ!ε.
I saw him reborning a little, such a spammer he was
Eric
.si noitseuq eht tahw erugif ot yrt ll'I dna rewsna ruoy em eviG
Alty 💕投稿者
I can only think of my own answer here: loneliness is my greatest fear and the worst feeling of all. Is it the same?
33_Wɷɭѵҽى
Only if you wash it first.
Alty 💕投稿者
That is what your girlfriend said when you asked her if you could wear her tong!
Alty 💕投稿者
Ok I'm becoming extremely nasty. I apologise
Cat Woman
No, it's perfect. Keep going.
33_Wɷɭѵҽى
Alty, It's ok. Because, I'm gay. And, because, it's funny.
Alty 💕投稿者
33_Wolves, lol 😳😂
33_Wɷɭѵҽى
Alty, I can take a joke. Some people get offended. I don't understand that. Usually, jokes about Whites,Blacks, Homosexuals and even Straights are usually true (as well as funny). Is it the fact that it's both funny & true that bothers people?
Alty 💕投稿者
33_Wolves, for me it depends on who's making the joke and how they're making it. I joke about myself a lot, and I don't take offence if the joke comes from someone I know is not being mean...
33_Wɷɭѵҽى
Alty, Yes, intent has a lot to do with it. Just so you know, if I joke about you, it's not ment to be mean.
33_Wɷɭѵҽى
Alty, Please don't get mad at me.
Alty 💕投稿者
Birth control? I've used Yaz for a while 😛
Alty 💕投稿者
Zero, you're becoming annoying. I've ignored you until now because you're just a kid and I don't like to delete comments, but please stop it or I'll start flagging your comments.
Zero
Alty, Wow ... Thats what I wanted thx 😂.
Alty 💕投稿者
Wait, both you and Noah are talking about the same thing right? Coffee!
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Wieviel ist 6 multipliziert mit 9?
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all.the.little.things, llies per Anhalter durch die Galaxis
all.the.little.things
[ ] sora, I know that book :) i just thought your answer was meant seriously (in a mathematical way) (and I'm writing in english that all the others will understand it as well)
Alty 💕投稿者
all.the.little.things, surprisingly I understood that 😂 it's the same thing I said to the first person who posted 42 as an answer 😛 read up
sleipnir
all.the.little.things, I'm no fan of the books, but apparently the math works in base 13.
all.the.little.things
fish, i don't know what that is. Recently I saw another card talking about "higher math" (at least it sounds like that for me - i never came across such topics during highschool), and couldn't figure out how it works. Can you explain? Or is it too complicated?
sleipnir
all.the.little.things, base ten means there are ten "numbers" per "place." For example, 28 has two "places" : the 2 is in the place for "tens" and the 8 is in the place for "ones", so 2x10 + 8x1 = 28. This is in base 10; base 10 means there are 10 "numbers" : 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, and 9.
sleipnir
Base 13 has 13 "numbers" : 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, A, B, and C. A number with two "places" (like 42) can be converted to base 10 like this: 42 = 4x13 + 2x1 = 54. 6 and 9 are the same value in base 13 and base 10 (6x1 and 9x1 in either system), and 6x9 = 54.
sleipnir
Say you want to add 8 + 8 in base 13. First you count one eight: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8. Then you add the other eight: 9, A, B, C, 10, 11, 12, 13. Does this make sense?
all.the.little.things
fish, I think I got at least part of it. To be sure: 35 in base 13 would be 3x13 + 5x1 = 44 ? And can you also convert A,B and C to numbers with base 13? Like A6 would be 13xA +6x1 (only that you can't really calculate that now..) or why do you use them? I see that by using them you have 13 "numbers" but i don't get what else i can do with them 😁
all.the.little.things
and relating to 8+8 : i don't understand your explanation yet. Would that be 1+2+3...+13 (with three letters)? Ore something like 813 (because 8 is the last letter of the first eight, and 13 the last of the second eight) and why don't you use the 0 anymore here? Haha sorry for all these questions, i feel a bit stupid right now... But it's nice to get to know other math things :)
Markus Prime
all.the.little.things, base 13 isn't a whole lot of use, but software developers use base 16 (hexadecimal, or just hex) all the time. One hex digit contains exactly four binary digits -- ones and zeroes, called bits. So, for example, binary 1010 0110 is hex A6: binary 1010 is ten in decimal, A in hex, and binary 0110 is 6 in both decimal and hex. So hex gives us a more manageable way to handle large binary numbers than long strings of ones and zeroes. For example, the largest number I can store in a particular variable might be hex FFFF FFFF, which is easier to say and remember than binary 1111 1111 1111 1111 1111 1111 1111 1111.
Markus Prime
all.the.little.things, in base 13, 8+8 = 1x13 + 3x1, which, confusingly, in base 13, is written as 13. 😊
sleipnir
all.the.little.things, base13 --> base10: 00 = 0, 01 = 1, 02 = 2, 03 = 3, 04 = 4, 05 = 5, 06 = 6, 07 = 7, 08 = 8, 09 = 9, 0A = 10, 0B = 11, 0C = 12, 10 = 13. As Markus said, there's not much use for base 13, but base 16 (hexadecimal) and base 2 (binary) are very common in software. Yes, 35 in base 13 is equal to 44 in base 10. A6 would be Ax13 + 6x1, and A's value in decimal (base 10) is 10. So A6 = 10x13 + 6x1 = 136
all.the.little.things
Markus Prime, well now I'm totally confused. I guess it would take me much longer to fully understand or use ithe different bases. I heard of hex before, but couldn't really relate in any way to it. Now i know a bit more :) but i think it's better to let people like you deal with it, otherwise we'd still be making fire with stones and wood haha. Anyways, thanks for trying your best and explaining it very broad! 👍
all.the.little.things
fish, thanks, now it's a bit clearer again :)
sleipnir
The value of binary (base 2) for computing is that you can tell a computer a series of "yes" or "no" (1 or 0), and it is easy for the computer to read. The value of hex (base 16) is that it is easier for humans to type and read, and 16 is a power of 2, so it can convert directly to binary. 10 is not a power of 2, so it does not convert to binary as easy. I don't think base 13 has any practical value other than justifying the Hitchhiker reference, but you can make a number system with any base.
sleipnir
Alty, sorry for the massive card jacking 😂😂
Alty 💕投稿者
fish, I think this is the nerdiest cardjacking in the history of plag, I feel quite proud 😂😂😂
sleipnir
Alty, I convert beer to science! 🍻
Alty 💕投稿者
fish, that's some skill, I can only turn it into urine and public annoyance 😂
sleipnir
Alty, that what I normally convert it to 😂 especially if we're playing games, I overshoot the magic BAC by a longshot
VozViralVir**
What's the meaning of life?
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FullmoonCrystal
No interest, I said it was the last chance
AntiVirGear
"We are going to have to act... if we want to live in a different world!" -Act of Instinct (Frank Klepacki, 1995, CnC Tiberian Dawn OST)
Alty 💕投稿者
Well that is a beautiful concept but I guess there's nothing to guess here 👀
AntiVirGear
Alty, not only a concept... in my eyes the answer of the most questioned question... What we can do against XYZ...
Alty 💕投稿者
Lmao...I mean... I need to know the story here
ninelives900
Here's your answer: *kiddingly flips off everyone*
Alty 💕投稿者
What's the problem with kids these days? 😕
ninelives900
I just am that guy.
Burritosaur
Under the big oak near the old bridge.
Alty 💕投稿者
That's either where you want to be buried or where Blind Willy hid his treasure.
Da_Marco
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Zhang
你是谁
FullmoonCrystal
Ish, former best friend wanting to meet up because she felt we had "talked over each other"
Alty 💕投稿者
Aww, that must suck. Losing a friend is sometimes even worse than a breakup.
Alty 💕投稿者
The answer to single men's troubles 😛
VozViralVir**
Alty, correct 😂
Alty 💕投稿者
Greater Manchester Aviation Authority?
Hollander
Alty, no, don't look that far. Think straight and easy.
Alty 💕投稿者
Hollander, straight and easy is not the way I usually think 😂 "gmaa" sounds like something you would scream if you saw a rat.
Hollander
Alty, just 4 words
Alty 💕投稿者
Hollander, Give Me Artichokes, Antoine 😂 I'm kidding, I guess it is give me any answer but this sounded more fun 😂
Hollander
Alty, yes indeed, GMAA / AMA and my invention AMAo (opposite)
Alty 💕投稿者
Mhh cars...cars are the thing you like the most about Italy? Lamborghini, baby! 😎
DemonicVibe
Asshole, definitely an asshole.
Alty 💕投稿者
Your boss? Or how you'd define yourself 😛
DemonicVibe
Alty, why myself?
Alty 💕投稿者
DemonicVibe, just a joke, don't take this card too seriously 😉
Panni
Pro Creator
Just the lemon please
Alty 💕投稿者
Do you want ice in your cola? I could have gone seriously dirty here but, yeah...no 😂
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Panni
Pro Creator
Alty, ohh why not? 😂😂 I was waiting for a dirty question... 😈❤️
Alty 💕投稿者
Panni, well you know when they use a lemon to stuff a turkey? 👀👀👀
Panni
Pro Creator
Alty, 🙈 "love balls" just a bit different 👀
Alty 💕投稿者
Panni, maybe let's try with plums first? 😂
Panni
Pro Creator
Alty, 😂 some some plum dessert afterwards? 😅😈
Alty 💕投稿者
Panni, well...I wouldn't want to waste food 👀
Panni
Pro Creator
Alty, that's the only reason for me as well... 👀
Alty 💕投稿者
Too easy, the girl whose left foot you think of while masturbating.
Nina
Bad, thanks for asking
Alty 💕投稿者
How do you like your boys? 😎
Nina
Alty, hahahaha
Alty 💕投稿者
That's what you told your mum when you came back home with red eyes and she asked if you had been smoking weed again!
Keepvogel ❓
With just one more onion it will be perfect.
Alty 💕投稿者
Your opinion on the Onion News Network
Alty 💕投稿者
The day you discovered Santa wasn't real 😢
Info-Screen
*Alty, (my birthday)*
Alty 💕投稿者
*starts singing the intro from New Girl* Who's that girl? Who's that girl? It's Alty!
sleipnir
Four toasters and a muffin.
Alty 💕投稿者
And a partridge in a pear tree!
sleipnir
Ever hear of Bob & Doug McKenzie?
sleipnir
http://youtu.be/c3aCw-RurOk every Christmas, it's on the radio
Alty 💕投稿者
fish, is that slang for coke?
Alty 💕投稿者
fish, then I guess I haven't 😛
sleipnir
Wait a minute.............. 😏
Alty 💕投稿者
fish, ahhh I had not seen your comment with the YouTube link 😂
Faustus Lovejoy
Lorenzo de' Medici
jabyl
*well, it's up to you babe 😎*
Panni
Pro Creator
The answer of my questions: "how should we do it? Wild and full of temperament, or slow with emotions..." 😎😎 sorry Alty for highjacking this question... Needed to clear this with my husband. 😘
jabyl
I'd dig you into such an emotional wilderness you couldn't even imagine existed before. As an entire atomic bomb exploding into an heart of smoke 😎
Alty 💕投稿者
Look at these two plag lovers 😂❤😍
Panni
Pro Creator
jabyl, I'm getting really "exited" right now... And I can't wait for our trip to Finland. But don't forget your asthma pump honey, in the case you're out of breath after our "meetings". 😎
Panni
Pro Creator
ninelives900, *wink wink*
ninelives900
Panni, care if I join in?
Panni
Pro Creator
ninelives900, well I don't but I think my husband do... 😋😅
jabyl
ninelives900, join what, exactly? 😏
ninelives900
jabyl, lol read above
The rock in the sky
ninelives900, Are you really asking, if a man minds if you flirt with his wife, right in front of him? how despicable 😕...
mallepietje
I Am The Infected One, it would be despicable if he did it without asking 😉
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social_escape_artist
Mashed bananas everywhere
Diunisu M
For Corsica Nation 😜
Alty 💕投稿者
I knew you were a bloody commie 😈 ✊
social_escape_artist
A banana,a mushroom and Stephen Hawking
Alty 💕投稿者
Mhh that's an odd thing to have for dinner...
social_escape_artist
The one where the cucumbers won't grow without the muffled sounds of lemurs
Alty 💕投稿者
Is that an episode of south Park?
A Morsy
"Why yo ask about it".....it is my answer
Alty 💕投稿者
And the question is "do you like weed?"
ILovePandas
Alty, this fits perfectly 😂😂😂
Slowdowngandhi
Because we were born this way.
Alty 💕投稿者
Mama, why do we have belly buttons?
Alty 💕投稿者
What to use in case you run out of lube? 👀
Cat Woman
Alty, 😅kek
Alty 💕投稿者
Cat Woman, couldn't resist 👀
Alty 💕投稿者
I already said this, alcohol is not an answer, it's a solution.
Cat Woman
*snorts*😅
juli/Beta-Wolf🌙
Alty, oh didnt read all😅
The rock in the sky
Alty 💕, no, you said that for beer
Alty 💕投稿者
Eww, you're a bit too extreme 😂
Keepvogel ❓
I thought you liked cooking.
Zero
Keepvogel, 👍🏻
Alty 💕投稿者
Keepvogel, oh I do. I just don't use a lot of spices 😂
Alty 💕投稿者
It was the dog's name in 7th heaven, right? 😂
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Alty, I don't know. It was the answer to my current feeling.
Alty 💕投稿者
Square Eater developer, I figured 😂
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Alty, you are so happy, with a high concentration of laughing 😂
Alty 💕投稿者
Square Eater developer, I think I just use emojis too much
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Alty, there's never too much of emojis 😂
default
no, internet explorer did this much more than my grandma
ÕŵƖ!ε.
Chocolate flavored banana
Mind The Sarcasm 🌙
Answer: "M-Maybe he became ill"
ninelives900
You are taking his leaving a little too seriously
ninelives900
Sure. No need for condoms. I don't use 'em anyway.
Mauro Benzoni (khai)
Sai scrivere italiano?
Alty 💕投稿者
Uhm non so, proviamo: "italiano" 😛 sì, mi sa che lo so scrivere.
Mauro Benzoni (khai)
Alty, brava non sono molte le persone che ci riescono
Allen Setzer
Only if Space-Time collapses and existential realities appear infinite in zero dimensions.
Alty 💕投稿者
I'll say the question is "would you try fermented herring?"
Slowdowngandhi
This was so much fun.
Alty 💕投稿者
What you said after your first karaoke night
Slowdowngandhi
(I doubt that but ok)
Alty 💕投稿者
Slowdowngandhi, I am picturing you singing your Lungs out at karaoke night and there's nothing you can do about it.
Slowdowngandhi
I can imagine people running away in terror lol
Alty 💕投稿者
I'll be in the front row with tomatoes
Slowdowngandhi
And after that you run away in terror :-P
Mind The Sarcasm 🌙
I'm sorry but it was very urgent.
Alty 💕投稿者
Uhm...you kept calling on the phone while they were in the shower?
Markus Prime
Throw them in the fire.
Alty 💕投稿者
The proofs of how you murdered Mrs Prime!
Markus Prime
Alty, 😨 Never!
Keepvogel ❓
I feel like I should, but I don't regret it!
ninelives900
Alty, Tsiramisu is good
Panni
Pro Creator
That looks terrible, just how I like it.
Alty 💕投稿者
Mhh I'm going to say either hawaai pizza or a bondage scene 😈😇
Cat Woman
Alty, 😅
Panni
Pro Creator
Since I don't really like Hawaii-pizza I'll go with the second I guess. 😅😏
Alty 💕投稿者
How your pizza was when they finally delivered.
Alty 💕投稿者
I might be on a pizza fixation here. But maybe it was the temperature in the room where Panni was having her bondage scene.
Panni
Pro Creator
Alty, no no, I like it hot. 😁
Alty 💕投稿者
Ok, let's all agree to only have bdsm in warm rooms and no pineapple on pizza.
Frau November
Alty, that's something we an absolutely agree on.
Panni
Pro Creator
Life goal accomplished
Alty 💕投稿者
Panni, hot, kinky and with good taste in food. Alas if only you weren't married already 😢
Panni
Pro Creator
Alty, darn it! 😖😔
Markus Prime
Alty, I remember the Italian ambassador to Britain remarking on Radio 4 some years ago that Hawaiian pizza is as culturally authentic as steak and kidney pudding with chocolate sauce.
Alty 💕投稿者
Markus Prime, 😂 the funniest part is I just watched an interview to the British ambassador in Rome a couple of hours ago. He didn't speak about pudding though.
Alty 💕投稿者
When was the last time you hit your little toe against the bedside table? Ouch, I'm sorry man.
mallepietje
Wow... Dude... Pure horror
Alty 💕投稿者
I know, I have a twisted mind 😈
mallepietje
Alty, and I have a twisted little toe 🙅
Keepvogel ❓
No, let's skipped the whipped cream this time.
Alty 💕投稿者
Strawberries with lemon juice and sugar are generally a healthier choice, yes. 😛
Alty 💕投稿者
Either that or you just joined Panni's party too
mallepietje
So just bareback this time? (follow up) question
Alty 💕投稿者
Bareback? Does it mean you shave?
Cat Woman
Alty, 😓
mallepietje
Who doesn't? (shave)
Alty 💕投稿者
Cat Woman, now I'm beginning to think that has some meaning I'm not aware of 👀
Alty 💕投稿者
Ok it does. And I am extremely naive 😂👀
Alty 💕投稿者
mallepietje, I had this lovely image of you shaving your back using whipped cream 👀
mallepietje
Alty, my back doesn't need shaving 😉
Frau November
mallepietje, this is lovely.
Markus Prime
Only in April, and then only with a pomegranate.
Alty 💕投稿者
When you have a cleanse? But why pomegranade, and isn't it an autumn fruit?
Markus Prime
Alty, my friends on the other side of the world would question your assumption. 😏
Noah**
This Card is still being commented on? amazing!
Zero
Kek, keken or kekenko
Alty 💕投稿者
Please tell me that's not dragon Ball characters
Zero
Alty, who is the guy with the name dragon ball
Zero
Alty, uuaaauuaaa
Panni
Pro Creator
The more the better!!!
Zero
I like yours!
Alty 💕投稿者
🎺The God of Plag** Zero, my boobs? Where have you seen them? 👀
Panni
Pro Creator
Alty, I thought about food, but boobs are perfect!
Zero
Panni, yours are good aswell
Panni
Pro Creator
🎺The God of Plag** Zero, boobs?
Alty 💕投稿者
Panni, are you as confused as I am right now?
Panni
Pro Creator
🎺The God of Plag** Zero, that's not a big compliment. Boobs are like pizza... The shitiest pizza is still better than no pizza. ;)
Panni
Pro Creator
Alty, kind of yes... But our boobs are amazing... Soo... Meh. 😅
Alty 💕投稿者
Panni, that's right. Maybe we should dye our hair blonde and get a fake tan and concentrate all of our energies on our boobs.
Panni
Pro Creator
Alty, that's a really good idea! I think men would respect us even more.
Alty 💕投稿者
Panni, not as much as they would if we had bigger boobs though. And see through shirts.
Panni
Pro Creator
Alty, so are you in for a bit silicone? I want them to be big enough to not see my toes when looking down.
Alty 💕投稿者
Panni, lol I have my belly for that 😂
Zero
Alty, wet shirts
Zero
Panni, good idea cup size k
Panni
Pro Creator
Alty, haha, me too. 😂 they could take the fat from there and place it somewhere else though.
Zero
Panni, in your butt
Alty 💕投稿者
🎺The God of Plag** Zero, ok that's enough. Nobody says those things to my Pannina. That's not nice.
Slowdowngandhi
🎺The God of Plag** Zero, learn some things you still must, young padawan.
Panni
Pro Creator
Alty, 😘😘
Panni
Pro Creator
Slowdowngandhi ❓, 😆😆
Zero
Slowdowngandhi ❓, iam the mastaaaaa
Zero
Alty, interwebz
Alty 💕投稿者
Or what you're allergic to 😛
lari
Alty, i'm not allergic to pineapples i love pineapples it's my fav fruit 😋😂😂
Zero
lari, they taste really good :3
Alty 💕投稿者
And digesting them requires more calories than they are worth, so they actually make you lose weight 😂
Panni
Pro Creator
Of course, and don't forget the extra Haribos and the whipped cream!
Alty 💕投稿者
Mhh Netflix and chill? 😂
Panni
Pro Creator
Alty, hmmm 18+ Netflix and chill? Yeah! 😇😈
mallepietje
Panni, does 18+ Netflix exist??? I might consider subscribing then 🙌
Panni
Pro Creator
mallepietje, I'm not sure but I think it's called pornhub... No... But in my experience Netflix and chill ends always with something 18+ 😅
mallepietje
Panni, 🙌😈😀
Alty 💕投稿者
mallepietje, Netflix and chill is slang for "come to my place, let's turn on the TV and do it" 😂
mallepietje
Alty, OK good to know 😁
The rock in the sky
This is a legitimate answer, not just a random comment.
Alty 💕投稿者
I Am The Alien One, sorry man. Monday you can fall apart (Tuesday Wednesday break my heart). That's what popped into my mind 😂
The rock in the sky
Alty, When is the end of the world?
lari
No sorry i can't right now gotta wash my fish
mallepietje
Alty, 😂😂😂
lari
Alty, lol 😂
Alty 💕投稿者
Euhm is that the name of your alien friend or are you trying to say that you're in love?
Slowdowngandhi
I'm in love with autocorrect. It should say friday.
mallepietje
Slowdowngandhi ❓, nor drunk?
Alty 💕投稿者
Then it's certainly the day of the week when they come pick up the recycling from your street!
The rock in the sky
OK let me give you an easy one: Just like warm apple pie.
Keepvogel ❓
Winky face was not necessary.
The rock in the sky
Sorry I watch too many movies...
Brendon🐺
I Am The Alien One, "movies"
Alty 💕投稿者
What happens to your brain during an exam.
aaark
Alty, correct!
Slowdowngandhi
Alty, hah...it wasn't me this time
Alty 💕投稿者
Slowdowngandhi ❓, I was gonna say cat's idiosyncrasy 😂
Cat Woman
Alty, wut?! 😨
Alty 💕投稿者
Cat Woman, you don't like zombie cards...
Cat Woman
Alty, there was definitely more to it than that. 😂
Cat Woman
But ok. Cool. Haha.
Alty 💕投稿者
Is that your bedroom name? 😂
Black Widow (Missy)
I wish! I saw your mom at work, this was her stage name.😜
Black Widow (Missy)
Love you.😅💖
Alty 💕投稿者
Black Widow (plag Queen Missy), lmao. My mum's name would be more something like "the great annoyer"
Black Widow (Missy)
Ah shit.😂😂😂
Alty 💕投稿者
Who's got the weirdest zombie cards on plag?
Brendon🐺
Alty, Could be! Haven't seen them ^^
Alty 💕投稿者
Brendon/Alpha-Wolf🌙, lol well this card is 182 days old and keeps coming back because it's in my bio 😂
Brendon🐺
Alty, I will take a look!
Thiger
X^2 -34x+145=0
Alty 💕投稿者
Lol no, no maths, really. I suck.
Thiger
Raven/Alpha 🌙, yep lol but whats the question? ;)
Brendon🐺
Alty, I feel you.... fucking terms!😂
Alty 💕投稿者
Thiger, the question is "why do we have to do this stuff in school?" 😂
Thiger
Alty, xD well not quiet what i was thinking about, but it works xD xD
Alty 💕投稿者
What do your family members do for a living? 😛
Salvador das Büroschwein 🐽
Alty, 😂😂😂😂 how did you know?!
Alty 💕投稿者
Salvador das Büroschwein 🐽, I have vision 😎
Alty 💕投稿者
Your favourite game at the amusement Park?
Salvador das Büroschwein 🐽
Alty, not quite right but also a good answer
Alty 💕投稿者
Are you like...researching Italy or something? 😂
Salvador das Büroschwein 🐽
Alty, no here the question was: what is my wife 's favourite show in TV?
Alty 💕投稿者
Omg! Your wife is Italian? Tell her there are better shows 😂
Salvador das Büroschwein 🐽
Alty, yes she is. Which one? It's not the only show she is watching 😂
Alty 💕投稿者
Salvador das Büroschwein 🐽, I hope you have nice headphones and an mp3 player 😂
Salvador das Büroschwein 🐽
Alty, 😂😂 they really are screaming all the time!! I know know why our children are so loud!
Salvador das Büroschwein 🐽
Alty, 😂😂 they really are screaming all the time!! I know know why our children are so loud!
Alty 💕投稿者
I will refrain from sharing my first thought 😂 and I'll say your question was "do you like chocolate?"
Sarex 🔰
😂 no. Try again.
Alty 💕投稿者
Sarex🔰, no, I'm not going to say that 😂
Alty 💕投稿者
Sarex🔰, I'm going to say the question was "do you like this card"
Brendon🐺
Alty (That's the Answer,excuse me if someone wrote this before but I can't read all the comments 😂)
Alty 💕投稿者
Who has the most awesome expired cards? 😂
》♎~Hoodini~♎《
Pineapple juice, Malibu, and Bacardi 151. Ayyyyy
Alty 💕投稿者
No crisps or peanuts with it?
》♎~Hoodini~♎《
Alty, why not. Just not.. in... the beverage.... It's Caribou Lou!
Alty 💕投稿者
Uhm...uhm....😲 i don't know
Danzing Kat
Alty 💕, hehe. 2+2= fish.
Alty 💕投稿者
Who would you save if you were in a fire?
mallepietje
Alty 💕, of course
Salvador das Büroschwein 🐽
This secret is to keep breathing
Alty 💕投稿者
The question is: how to avoid asphyxiation?
lari
No, certainly not.
Alty 💕投稿者
Would you ever steal mallepietje's jacket?
Alty 💕投稿者
Uhm, let's see, which jacket should I steal..?
Frau November
I just really, really like them.
Alty 💕投稿者
Why do you always wear the same shoes when you have 20 other pairs? (this may or may not apply to myself)
Keepvogel ❓
In that tiny box over there.
Alty 💕投稿者
The question here was *dramatic tone* "Goddamn it, woman, where is your heart?"
Frau November
👏🏿👏🏾👏🏽👏🏼👏🏻
mallepietje
I don't get it..?
Alty 💕投稿者
That's too hard. I could have given this answer to 85% of the questions I've ever been asked.
Alty 💕投稿者
Why did you put your rubik's cube in the trash?
Panni
Pro Creator
In the freezer! I put them in the freezer!
Alty 💕投稿者
Or "where did you hide the bodies?"
ZachTheInsaneOne
1 (18.25-ounce) package chocolate cake mix 1 can prepared coconut–pecan frosting 3/4 cup vegetable oil 4 large eggs 1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips 3/4 cup butter or margarine 1 2/3 cup granulated sugar 2 cups all-purpose flour Don't forget garnishes such as: Fish-shaped crackers Fish-shaped candies Fish-shaped solid waste Fish-shaped dirt Fish-shaped ethylbenzene Pull-and-peel licorice Fish-shaped volatile organic compounds and sediment-shaped sediment Candy-coated peanut butter pieces (shaped like fish) 1 cup lemon juice Alpha resins Unsaturated polyester resin Fiberglass surface resins and volatile malted milk impoundments 9 large egg yolks 12 medium geosynthetic membranes 1 cup granulated sugar An entry called: "How to Kill Someone with Your Bare Hands" 2 cups rhubarb, sliced 2/3 cups granulated rhubarb 1 tbsp. all-purpose rhubarb 1 tsp. grated orange rhubarb 3 tbsp. rhubarb, on fire 1 large rhubarb 1 cross borehole electromagnetic imaging rhubarb 2 tbsp. rhubarb juice Adjustable aluminum head positioner Slaughter electric needle injector Cordless electric needle injector Injector needle driver Injector needle gun Cranial caps
ZachTheInsaneOne
Alty 💕, what's the question to it
Alty 💕投稿者
Zach The Insane One, stuff that's in your basement?
ZachTheInsaneOne
Alty 💕, 😂😂😂😂😂 I don't have a basement. And no.
Alty 💕投稿者
Zach The Insane One, stuff you need to build a death star at home?
ZachTheInsaneOne
Alty 💕, nope
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ZachTheInsaneOne, recipe for chocolate mousse?
ZachTheInsaneOne
...╚🔵 🔵╝..., Close. Chocolate something.
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ZachTheInsaneOne, Then some spread? Or maybe muffin/cake fill?
ZachTheInsaneOne
...╚🔵 🔵╝..., The word is in that sentence.
Sarius T
Someone already said it😞
Alty 💕投稿者
😂 I'm the 42 girl. I'm so 42 that I have it tattooed on my back.
Alty 💕投稿者
Yeah lol I has imagined you meant I as in "me". In that case: who stole the marmalade? 😂
Maypo *[WildFyre]*
Alty 💕, 😂
Black Widow (Missy)
Snowflakes everywhere.
Alty 💕投稿者
...what happens when you are just about to shoot cocaine and you suddenly sneeze?
Black Widow (Missy)
Yeah I hate when that happens.
Alty 💕投稿者
That's too easy! 11th doctor's favourite food!
Alty 💕投稿者
The Flash, I used to have a fixation with that show 💕
Panni
Pro Creator
A unicorn that whistles when it farts.
Alty 💕投稿者
Or your imaginary friend when you were 5.
Panni
Pro Creator
Alty 💕, I wish, I wish... haha. It was the answer to: what I want to be when I grow up; when I was 7.
Alty 💕投稿者
Panni, wow! You must have been an interesting 7 year old!
Panni
Pro Creator
Alty 💕, I was a weird and creepy kid... the answers to this question varied like every months. I just remember the crème de la crème of them: a cube, a dolphin, a mountain climber ballerina, a firetruck. I kept this fashion, since I still don't know what I want to be when I grow up. 😅
Alty 💕投稿者
Panni, all the best people don't.
Alty 💕投稿者
Uhm that I don't know. Your childhood sweetheart? 😜
Alty 💕投稿者
The Flash, I just Googled her. Then I assume the question must have been: who would you like to see as new US president.
Alty 💕投稿者
That's elementary, my dear Watson.
DELETED USER
Alty 💕, damn. You're good. (or a really fast googler)
Alty 💕投稿者
The Flash, lol no. I just happen to remember stuff like that. Where I put my car keys or what I'm supposed to do at work, I'll never remember. But that kind of stuff easily sticks in my head 😂
Alty 💕投稿者
The Flash, plus I actually did go there and took a picture with the statue of Sherlock.
Sarius T
No, I'm only eating sugar through my nose.
Dr. Beaky
Wabbalubbadubdub!
Alty 💕投稿者
The name of your imaginary friend when you were a kid? Or the password to some secret dungeon event.
Dr. Beaky
Alty 💕, it's a reference to the show "Rick and Morty" 😊
ZachTheInsaneOne
A 55 gallon drum of lube
Alty 💕投稿者
Ok now that is a story I'm not sure I want to hear about...
Alty 💕投稿者
Zach The Insane One, 😱😱😱😱😱😱
Alty 💕投稿者
Zach The Insane One, but...but...why???
ZachTheInsaneOne
Alty 💕, because. You must be wet all over...
Alty 💕投稿者
Zach The Insane One, I shower regularly, but thanks 😂
ZachTheInsaneOne
Alty 💕, 😂😂😂
Panni
Pro Creator
Read the customer reviews, they are hilarious!
MACCNIPH
It's 7 inches.
ZachTheInsaneOne
Nine hundred ninety-nine quintillion nine hundred ninety-nine quadrillion nine hundred ninety-nine trillion nine hundred ninety-nine billion nine hundred ninety-nine million nine hundred ninety-nine thousand nine hundred ninety-nine and ninety-nine hundredths
ZachTheInsaneOne
Alty 💕, 😅 not quite
Alty 💕投稿者
Who would you assign the Nobel prize 🏆 to?
Rose 👭
Everything but the kids
Alty 💕投稿者
What did you have for dinner?
bruise
Alty 💕, 👏👏👏👍👏👏👏😎
Alty 💕投稿者
Which doctor who autor you have a crush on? 😜
Morfeo
That's an harsh answer. I wondet what was the question.
Rose 👭
Morfeo, for me the question was what doctor who author ruined the show?
Alty 💕投稿者
Daisy Daisy, nooo 😂 I kinda liked some of Moffat's episodes, but honestly I haven't been watching the show for a couple of years now. It's been less and less interesting for me since...probably the last series with Matt Smith.
Rose 👭
Alty 💕, seeee
Alty 💕投稿者
Daisy Daisy, I feel sorry for Capaldi though. He's a remarkable actor and makes a great doctor. I just don't feel like watching it anymore.
Rose 👭
Alty 💕, and he's leaving with moffat
Alty 💕投稿者
Daisy Daisy, is this his last series?
Rose 👭
Alty 💕, hahaha you just continued the game without realizing it. I have the answer of him leaving with moffat and you gave the question. but yes it is his last season.
Soprano
Привет уточка, Я гусь - хорошо ебусь. Пойдём в моё гнездышко.
Alty 💕投稿者
I'm not sure why you think I'm a duck who should get into your nest, but I'll pass..
Alty 💕投稿者
How many times you forgot to feed your goldfish resulting in its death.
Alty 💕投稿者
The title of your favourite police drama tv series
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Black Widow (Missy)
Alty 💕, it’s a good show.
bruise
There's a show called missing nipple?
Alty 💕投稿者
bruise, yes, it's a spin-off to Raging Toenail.
1
Alty 💕投稿者
Do you want to eat pizza on the roof tonight?
kallzo
Nein, but dat sounds good
Alty 💕投稿者
Honey, when are you going to fix the radiator?
mallepietje
Alty 💕, but we don't have radiators
Alty 💕投稿者
mallepietje, then you better start working on installing one and have it break if you want to be able to fix it by tonight.
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mallepietje
Alty 💕, nah, I've got underfloor heating😊
Alty 💕投稿者
Your favourite Christina Aguilera song.
Alty 💕投稿者
Who ate the last ice cream from the freezer?
Black Widow (Missy)
Possibly monkey shit.
Alty 💕投稿者
This must be about a stain on your shirt!
Rose 👭
Alty 💕, no. Bananas on pizza.
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